What You Think: I’m so sensitive, creative and spiritual.
What Ladies Think: He’s trying too hard or he's a dishonest turd that can’t look others in the eye. That being said, I am intrigued and might be interested in seeing your vinyl record collection sometime.
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The Bed Selfie
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What You Yhink: Here’s me, raw, real.
What Ladies Think: He is screaming Sex! Let's have sex! Please, can we have sex? And more sex! Also perhaps that you just had sex with yourself. In other words, sex.
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The Rock 'n' Roll Selfie
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What You Think: Party!
What Ladies Think: Unemployed!
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The Eyebrow Selfie (accompanied with hashtags such as #Gucci #Blessed and #YOLO)
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What You Think: I'm interesting.
What Ladies Think: Without the hashtags, maybe he’s cool. With the hashtags, #nothanks
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The Firearm Selfie
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What You Think: I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it, I'm bad.
What Ladies Think: HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP
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The Puppy and/or Baby Selfie
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What You Think: I’m cute.
What Ladies Think: If it’s with a dog we think, Aw, he's cute. If it’s with a baby and you’re shirtless and laying on top of the baby we think Should I call DSS?
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The Silly Selfie
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What You Think: I’m funny.
What Ladies Think: If you have a few silly selfies mixed in with some normal pics then, let’s hang. If you only have silly selfies mixed with photos of you mooning people then, we assume your pillow talk will be movie quotes and fart noises.
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The Shirtless Gym Selfie
Media Platforms Design Team
What You Think: I work out hard, I can show it off.
What Ladies Think: You're trying too hard and you're a show-off. Snapping pics at the gym is gross, bragging about your body fat percentage is gross, and if we end up dating and you'll probably ask me to help shave your body which is grosser than gross.
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The Geraldo Shirtless Selfie
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What You Think: I look good for 70.
What Ladies Think: You look good for 70. And you need to learn how use the rotate option. And "STOP EMBARRASSING ME DAD!!!"
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The Chocolate Sauce Selfie
Media Platforms Design Team
What You Think: Taste me.
What Ladies Think: Who's gonna clean up this mess?