The Pope is the Most Interesting Man in the World
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This is What He Looked Like as a Kid
And a few more essential details:
Date of Birth: December 17, 1936
Which Makes Him: 76
Birth Name: Jorge Mario Bergoglio
Hometown: Flores, in Buenos Aires, Argentina
Son of: An accountant and a housewife
Ordained on: December 13, 1969
Key Posts Held: Provincial superior of the Society of Jesus in Argentina; titular bishop of Auca; archbishop of Buenos Aires; cardinal-priest of San Roberto Bellarmino
First Day of Papacy: March 13, 2013
Pope Number: 266
Papal Firsts: From the Americas; from the Southern Hemisphere; Jesuit; to take the name Francis
Papal Namesake: Saint Francis of Assisi
Reason for Name Selection: "[He was] the man of the poor. The man of peace. The man who loved and cared for creation and in this moment we don't have such a great relationship with the creator. The man who gives us this spirits of peace, the poor man who wanted a poor church."
Nickname: The Cold-Call Pope
His New Ride Makes the Popemobile Look Like an Aston Martin
It's a 1984 Renault 4 with 186,000 miles on it—worth about eleven hundred dollars. But that's not the humblest thing about the papal rattle-trap. According to the manufacturer's own site: "For the Italian launch, a famous model refused to be photographed with the Renault 4 because she didn't find it glamorous enough."
Pope Benedict XVI Was Not His Real Predecessor...
... Nor Were These Guys
But This Guy Was, and He's Okay with Being Deposed
His New Name Has a Rich Lineage, Aside from St. Francis
You Can Throw Things at Him
He's a Political Genius...
... And a Brilliant CEO
... Who Will Lead the Church Into Modernity.
A Woman Almost Made Him Change His Mind
... And He Makes a Regrettable Lesbian Crush Object
He Doesn't Have the Stones to Wear These Shoes
He Inspires Jokes...
... And, More Importantly, He Inspired a Cocktail
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