Update 8/28/15: Never forget.

Yes, this has been an unusually grueling summer of death and despair and violence and doubt and an overall sick feeling in the air that things will continue to get drastically worse before they get better, and yes, President Obama, your well-deserved vacation was fraught with peril, and no, we would never wish that on anyone, and yes, it is sort of hot out right now and there are a few days before Labor Day and maybe your regular suits all vanished in a mysterious dry cleaning incident but STILL...

You're the President.

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What is this monstrosity?

What is it even made of?

It sort of looks like a couch?

Why are the shoulders so big?

Why is everything so boxy and terrible?

Why did you choose that tie?

Don't you have other ties?

Seriously, where did you get this thing?

Were you on your way to the Harrisburg Coat Outlet to buy an irregular coat?

Are you starring in a reenactment of Stop Making Sense?

Is this real life?

There is nothing wrong with a high quality tan suit! Maybe more of a camel khaki with a nice hunter green and cornflower blue tie?

But this looks like something Uncle Phil would wear before throwing Jazz out of the house.

Your Addams Family tie blends awkwardly with your nursing home security guard jacket, and everything gets washed out into a huge ball of blah.

Stick with navy! You look good in navy!

Also, lose the jeans.