There's no question that Kate Upton is staggeringly beautiful, almost to a fault, considering it's taken me five hours to write this sentence alone because I keep going to back to look at pictures of her. You know. For inspiration. Good Lord almighty.

She's partnered up with headwear company Neff and created a capsule collection of two hope beanies (one grey, one black) in order to raise money and awareness for the charity Stand Up To Cancer. Ten percent of the profits from each hat sold goes to the charity, so feel free to buy eight, nine, or ten of them and roll around in them Scrooge McDuck-style. That's probably about as close as you're going to get to Ms. Upton herself.

And she looks great. While she may be best known for wearing swimsuits, Kate really pulls off the "Colorado stoner/ski bunny babe" look with the beanie-and-sweater combo. Really, fellas, swimsuits are great and all, but what could possibly be more attractive than a woman who dresses appropriately for the elements? I'm all for summer-wear, but swaddled in winter clothes is where it's at right now.

You can buy the hats through the Neff website starting today and pretend that in some alternate universe this constitutes as a Valentine's Day date with Ms. Upton.

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