Waking up sucks just as much as it ever did. Despite all of humanity's tech and widgets, we still awaken to whatever sound is obnoxious enough to roust our jammied asses out of La La Land. Even smartphones have yet to master the perfect alarm clock. But there are varying levels of badness in awakening. So we charted it.
The Good, Bad, and Torturous Ways to Wake Up, Charted
From sex to the McDonalds breakfast deadline to foghorns, here are the best and worst ways to wake up.
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